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The great financial collapse may be covered over by the coming Syrian conflict which is an obvious ruse. While Conspiracy Cafe deals with the geo-political issues, we can't leave you on your own. There may be questions you have about the issues of the day. If you've been with us a long time, remember our Christmas special on surviving a nuclear calamity. If the unthinkable ever happened, you'd have to be everything. Co-operation is the key. We pray we never get to that point. 
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DON'T FORGET YOUR RADIO 444.175 IS A HAM EMERGENCY FREQUENCY. IMPORTANT MESSAGES WILL BE BROADCAST OVER A LARGE AREA.

"But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the Faith and is worse than an unbeliever." 1 Timothy 5:8



Bugging out was even spoken of in the days of Noah. Preparation was clearly understood. The birds did it. The bees did it. What's stopping you? 


 
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  • Surviving Edged Weapons
    by George Freund on March 10, 2016 at 9:01 PM
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    REPLACEMENT LINK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vix6-afHzMg

    For those of you who aren't familiar with it, Surviving Edged Weapons is a police training video that was originally shot in Wisconsin in 1988 with the goal of preparing officers of the law for encounters with knives, machetes, meat cleavers, and other bladed weapons. As you might expect, there are plenty of scenes with cops talking about injuries they sustained and more than enough graphic crime scene photos to ruin dinner for everybody, but director Dennis Anderson wasn't content to just present the facts. Instead, he decided to make an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.


    Surviving Edged Weapons, succinctly summed up in a single nutsack-gouging image.

    It is my favorite movie. Here's why.

    #7. It Opens With Caveman Murders

    Unlike lesser films that just advise you on how to not get stabbed (which, to be fair, is still a pretty useful skill), Surviving Edged Weapons attempts to explain the entirety of "knife culture." For the most part, that takes the form of alerting policemen that people from other countries (mostly Canada, from the sound of things) sure do like to stab people a whole hell of a lot, but occasionally they try to get a little deeper into the psychology, starting with a three-minute caveman murder mystery. Two things make this amazing:


    Well, three things, if you count Oog's magnificent mane.

    First, this is a police training video, so the fact that it takes the time to show how to deal with knife-wielding cavemen means that someone thought this was an important thing to show rookies. Clearly, SEW is secretly training cops for time travel, something that I am glad my tax dollars are supporting.

    Second, this is how the movie opens, by going all the way back to "the dawn of man." The next thing that happens is that a guy gets run through by a sweaty meth addict with a longsword. And it only gets crazier from here.


    The sweaty, mustachioed face of knife culture.

    #6. Assassin's Creed: 1988

    A lot of time is spent getting officers familiar with objects that may not look like knives, but are in fact knives: the butterfly, a tube of lipstick with a hidden blade that's "popular with prostitutes" (a line that's just begging to be sampled on the next Ghostface Killah track), a pocketknife that looks like a key, driver's licenses with razorblades taped to the back, the ballistic knife that can launch a blade from its handle (which I honestly thought had been made up in '80s Punisher comics), and of course, "the Mexican sacatripe, used for gutting sheep ... and other warm-blooded mammals." It goes on like this for about 10 minutes, with the message being that anything can be a knife, so watch out for ... things. Good advice we can all use.


    Not shown: knife-corgis and bacon-bayonets.

    But how to make sure this lesson sticks? For Surviving Edged Weapons, the solution was to film a couple of vignettes that illustrate the problems that can arise if you're not aware of what's going on. The first, in which a policeman called to a noise complaint gets a meat cleaver to the head, has a nice horror movie touch, but my favorite is the second, where a man in a powder-blue suit is stopped going into a courthouse, whips out a knife disguised as a ballpoint pen, and starts slashing throats. I think what I like most is that the security guard seems completely disinterested in actually checking the pen for a blade, which means that this dude just decided that going on a stabbing spree was a better option than taking a second walk through a metal detector.


    "Calm the fuck down; TSA hasn't even been invented yet."

    As an added bonus, the breathless narrator informs us that "sometimes, it's the unlikely individual that has the best chance of harming you," which basically translates to "white people."


    Stay vigilant. Literally everything you love is out to shank you.

    #5. Many Civilians Live on the Fringe of the Knife Culture


    Cracked Quiz: Find all five date rapey things in this image.

    Like most people, I spend a lot of time thinking about my own imminent death, and thanks to Surviving Edged Weapons, I have finally decided what's going on my tombstone:

    "Many civilians do live on the fringe of the knife culture. They're influenced by movies that glorify the blade, heroes who build confidence in fighting back against the bad guy" -Surviving Edged Weapons


    You certainly wouldn't know anything about gratuitous violence or knife glorification, would you, Surviving Edged Weapons?

    I love every single thing about that quote, not the least of which being the conscious effort made to not describe it as being on the "edge" of the knife culture. It's almost, almost better than hearing a sleepy Canadian say "fuhck yoo." Getting that dulcet swearing anywhere outside a hockey arena is like seeing a unicorn.


    A Canadian pictured in his traditional puffy blouse and pleated khakis battle armor.

    #4. Knife Expert Leo Gaje Jr.


    Leo Gaje Jr., the most dangerous H&R Block tax specialist on the planet.

    Speaking of glorifying the blade, this is knife expert and Grand Tuhon of the Pekiti-Tirsia Kali fighting style Leo Gaje Jr. He's the movie's go-to man for showing what someone skilled with a blade can do, which mostly seems to boil down to stabbing someone in the crotch. He is the most awesome guy ever, and this is how he fights with a knife:


    Excited knife fighting has nothing to do with blade size, speed, or even strength; it's all in the hips, baby. All hips. All day.

    CONTINUED AT SOURCE:

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-awesome-moments-in-greatest-police-training-video-ever_p2/

  • Doomsday Preppers S2 EP1 You Can't Let E...
    by George Freund on January 13, 2016 at 11:18 AM
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    DIRECT LINK:

    http://hd.today/watch/vMpmEoQd-doomsday-preppers-season-2/episode-1.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heJO8-5Ctt0

    ALTERNATE LINK:

    http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/117077/Doomsday_Preppers__You_Cant_Let_Evil_Win__SE02_EP01/

    Doomsday Preppers was an American reality television series that aired on the National Geographic Channel. The program profiles various survivalists, or "preppers", who are preparing to survive the various circumstances that may cause the end of civilization, including economic collapse, societal collapse, and electromagnetic pulse. The quality of their preparations is graded by the consulting company Practical Preppers, who provide analysis and recommendations for improvements.


    SEASON 2


    131"You Can't Let Evil Win"November 4, 2012 (2012-11-04)N/A

    Johnny O is prepping for terrorist attacks on nuclear power plants.

    Highlights: Nuclear reactor attacks - Emergency evacuations - Bug-out

  • Doomsday Preppers S1 EP2 I Hope I Am Cra...
    by George Freund on August 31, 2014 at 6:53 PM
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    DIRECT LINK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoC-93FJoIo

    http://hd.today/watch/dZYoEZ1G-doomsday-preppers-season-1/episode-2.html

    Doomsday Preppers is an American reality television series that airs on the National Geographic Channel. The program profiles various survivalists, or "preppers", who are preparing to survive the various circumstances that may cause the end of civilization, including economic collapse, societal collapse, and electromagnetic pulse. The quality of their preparations is graded by the consulting company Practical Preppers, who provide analysis and recommendations for improvements.


    2 "I Hope I Am Crazy" February 7, 2012 

    David Sarti, a YouTube "firearms instructor" and self-taught survivalist, is prepared for an electrical grid failure; Kellene Bishop of Utah has stocked only the finest gourmet survival foods in preparation for financial collapse; Kathy Harrison, "the Doris Day of Doom", has prepared her local community for a New Madrid earthquake; Dennis Evers brings the family together to survive global chaos caused by hyperinflation.

    Highlights: EMP Information - Creative emergency cooking — Handguns - Self Defense - Self sufficiency — Community survival


  • Doomsday Preppers S2 EP2 Am I Nuts or Ar...
    by George Freund on January 27, 2016 at 10:43 AM
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    DIRECT LINK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH1dtVYPP7A

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x51fkga

    http://hd.today/watch/vlYQPAjx-doomsday-preppers-season-2/episode-2.html

    Doomsday Preppers was an American reality television series that aired on the National Geographic Channel. The program profiles various survivalists, or "preppers", who are preparing to survive the various circumstances that may cause the end of civilization, including economic collapse, societal collapse, and electromagnetic pulse. The quality of their preparations is graded by the consulting company Practical Preppers, who provide analysis and recommendations for improvements.

    My comment is there is a risk of war, but the American government is attempting to fulfill manifest destiny globally forcing the western banking syndicate on the world. They are surrounding Russia and pushing them hard. I feel Vladimir Putin has exercised great restraint to the provocations. However, in wars we are all the victims should the day arrive. Our key survival strategy is to keep our leaders on a tight constitutional leash.

    Another factor is I believe in Christian prepping. It's one for all and all for one. We don't leave anyone behind except as a last resort. I'd meet Jesus with my mother.

    SEASON 2


    142"Am I Nuts or Are You?"November 13, 2012 (2012-11-13)1.37

    Jason Beacham is a 15-year-old boy who has been prepping for economic collapse since age 11; Big Al is a Tennessee musician who is prepping for a Russian nuclear attack with a secret mountainous bug-out location; former racer Braxton Southwick of Salt Lake City is prepping for a biological terrorist attack.

    Highlights: Economic collapse - Bioterrorism

  • AFTER ARMAGEDDON
    by George Freund on February 14, 2014 at 9:41 AM
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    This is an excellent PREPPER worst case scenario film. I recommend it, but the sum of all fears is not realized the way the powers that be would like to speculate. Overall we co-operate with each other for the bennefit of all. There will be isolated crazies and criminals, but overall things were never as bad as all the events portrayed, but then we weren't dealing with the extent of mass casualties as portrayed in the film. Of course numerous mistakes are made. The first is ignoring the danger and thinking everything was as nice as yesterday. Eat what is in front of you. Insects and worms are like 90% protein. Dried bugs won't go bad. Save your emotional episodes for later MUCH LATER. While Mommy was puking at the side of the road they lost their vehicle and supplies. That's a fatal error. She used the gun and then dropped it and left it behind. As a defence expert once wrote a book NO SECOND PLACE WINNER there is no second place. Daddy drove into several traps thinking he was on a normal drive to the cottage. Learn how to forage water especially in the desert. Learn how to preserve water loss from the body. Remember L.A. is a nightmare every day. Other places are far more civilized. Just be prepared. Did you see the karma wave in action? Daddy helped save a man who saved them later. Learn to accept your circumstances and get with the program the faster the better.


    https://archive.org/details/No_Second_Place_Winner_Bill_Jordan


    After Armageddon is a 2010 History Channel docudrama that first aired on December 21, 2010.

    The plot centers around the Johnson family (consisting of Chris (Rob Hartz) and Ellen (Kathleen Cameron) Johnson, and their son Casey (Hy Rillero)) of Los Angeles, California, one of a small number of families to survive a global pandemic that, according to the opening of the film, occurs "sometime in the future..." [1] The disease began as a particularly virulent flu strain in Southeast Asia. Efforts made to contain the virus in that portion of the world are ineffective as global transportation networks carry infected individuals all around the world. Hospitals become overloaded, and the public works infrastructure begins to shut down. Eventually, the main characters leave L.A., encountering many hardships along the way. They make it to a friendly small town, where life begins again.


    Interspersed with the above are interviews with various experts giving their perspective on what is most likely to occur in a global pandemic scenario.


  • Heating your home office for 8 pence a d...
    by George Freund on November 29, 2013 at 5:16 PM
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    NEW LINK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkxh2RywLTg

    Necessity is the mother of invention for sure.


  • Doomsday Preppers - S04 EP2 - Be The Pre...
    by George Freund on February 16, 2015 at 7:02 PM
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    NEW LINK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvfAMxczVIk

    http://hd.today/watch/xz6y885x-doomsday-preppers-season-4/episode-2.html

    Doomsday Preppers is an American reality television series that airs on the National Geographic Channel. The program profiles various survivalists, or "preppers", who are preparing to survive the various circumstances that may cause the end of civilization, including economic collapse, societal collapse, and electromagnetic pulse. The quality of their preparations is graded by the consulting company Practical Preppers, who provide analysis and recommendations for improvements.

    4 "Be the Prep" July 31, 2014

    After losing his job, Nick Klein began prepping for an economic collapse. Nick keeps rabbits that he believes will give him all the food, fuel and fertilizer he needs to survive. Patrick Troy began prepping for societal collapse caused by a catastrophic event after the birth of his only child. He is building a multi-tiered perimeter defense system around his house. Keith Ford is prepping for a second civil war that he believes will destroy American society.

    Doomsday Preppers explores the lives of otherwise ordinary Americans who are preparing for the end of the world as we know it. Unique in their beliefs, motivations, and strategies, preppers will go to whatever lengths they can to make sure they are prepared for any of life’s uncertainties. And this season, the preppers are testing the limits of ingenuity as they develop extreme doomsday survival machines, high-tech shelters, and specialized escape routes. With customized features, super-secret locations, and home-spun engineering, these extreme Armageddon defense systems are ready for anything.


  • Doomsday Preppers S2 Ep3 Bad Times All t...
    by George Freund on February 12, 2016 at 9:21 PM
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    DIRECT LINKS:

    http://hd.today/watch/GE2YNOBd-doomsday-preppers-season-2/episode-3.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RzkSUhORkE

    http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/121876/Doomsday_Preppers__Season_2_Episode_3__Bad_Times_All_the_Time_Full_Episode/

    Doomsday Preppers was an American reality television series that aired on the National Geographic Channel. The program profiles various survivalists, or "preppers", who are preparing to survive the various circumstances that may cause the end of civilization, including economic collapse, societal collapse, and electromagnetic pulse. The quality of their preparations is graded by the consulting company Practical Preppers, who provide analysis and recommendations for improvements.


    15 3 "Bad Times All the Time" November 20, 2012 N/A

    Jay Blevins is a former law enforcement officer who is prepping with his family and neighbors for a global economic collapse. Brian Murdock and his Colombian wife-to-be Tatiana are preparing to relocate from suburban Somerville, Massachusetts to somewhere in Upstate New York. Tatiana overcomes her initial reluctance to Brian's prepping ways. Bryan and Lacey May are Indiana preppers preparing for an earthquake along the New Madrid Fault Line. They are stockpiling uses silver and gold to barter with, they also have a Massive Battery Backup to run their home with Wind and Solar Power and Stock food and antibiotics.

    Highlights: Social unrest - Economic crisis - Self-defense - Homemade Pepper spray



  • Lee Enfield SMLE 303 Rifle
    by George Freund on June 3, 2014 at 9:58 PM
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    The Short Magazine Lee-Enfield or SMLE is a series of bolt-action rifles and carbines that were designed by Scottish-born gun designer James Paris Lee (1831-1904) and the Royal Small Arms Factory at Enfield Lock, Great Britain; to replace the Lee-Metford series bolt-action rifles and carbines (a series of bolt-action rifles and carbines that were designed by James Paris Lee and William Ellis Metford) when the British armed forces adopted smokeless gun powder in the late 19th century. The Lee-Enfield series of bolt-action rifles and carbines saw extensive service with the armed forces of Great Britain and the nations, colonies, and dominion states of the British Empire/British Commonwealth from 1895, until the rifles were replaced from frontline military service in 1957 by the British version of the FN FAL rifle, the L1A1 Self Loading Rifle.

    Lee-Enfield No.1 Mk.III* - .303 British. This was the main battle rifle of British and Commonwealth forces during the First World War, introduced in 1907 it has seen action throughout the 20th century.

    Short Magazine Lee-Enfield rifle

    This includes all examples of the SMLE or Lee Enfield Bolt action rifle from its introduction to the last widely-distributed version.

    Specifications

    • Type: Rifle
    • Caliber: .303 Mk VII SAA Ball
    • Weight: 8.8 lbs (4 kg)
    • Length: 43.3 in (110 cm)
    • Barrel length: 25 in (63.5 cm)
    • Capacity: 10-round magazine (loaded with 5-round charger clips)
    • Fire Modes: Bolt-Action

    Lee-Enfield No.4 Mk.I - .303 British. This was the main battle rifle of British and Commonwealth forces during World War Two, however, it was supplemented heavily with the older Lee Enfield No.1 MK.III. First placed in service with the British military in 1941.

    Lee-Enfield No.5 Jungle Carbine - .303 British. This is not a chopped down No. 4 conversion (like many jungle carbines are) but an original No.5

  • SAS - Survival Secrets: Behind Enemy Lin...
    by George Freund on October 14, 2013 at 7:24 PM
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    This is the full first episode of the SAS (Special Air Service) operating in a fictional environment behind enemy lines. This is an amazing training film on escape and evasion tactics. Towards the end observe the medic treating mass casualties. An explosive swells the voice box due to burns. In a terror attack in Nairobi you can be interviewed on the radio. Hmmm?

  • HOW TO SURVIVE IN WINTER IMPROVISED SHEL...
    by George Freund on February 4, 2014 at 11:22 AM
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    El Cheapo Heated Tarp Shelter

    PLEASE READ! ! ! !I have to start out with saying that with this set up, you need to keep the fire small. Just because a fire blanket is flame proof, theres no need in a huge roaring fire. A small fire is all it takes to heat in this set up This is a pretty safe way of heating a shelter for 1 to 4 people depending on the size of tarp used if you follow the rules of using a SMALL FIRE.

  • Sovereign Living The Reality Show Episod...
    by George Freund on October 21, 2013 at 10:40 AM
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    Sovereign Living is a docu-reality tv show that follows the Blush family as they transition from a lifestyle of hardcore political activism to the farm life. Rather than fighting a system they find tyrannical, John and Cat want to lead by example and live a sovereign lifestyle. This means providing their own food, water, energy and community defense needs. In an age of large governmental influence, the Blush family aims to explore and learn about how they can take care of themselves and their community, voluntarily.

    Themes include: Self-sufficiency Resolving crime without police Alternative economies Alternative education Home birth Natural health

    Check out the Indiegogo Campaign here: http://igg.me/at/sovereignliving


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