Conspiracy Cafe

It is with deep regret we are out of commission tonight. Our producer has taken ill and won't be available. With all the crap owing to the Olympics it would be great to get our licks in there to keep them honest. We've prepared a lot for you. We will be back Tuesday. In the meantime of course we will update the site and follow the doodles.  The NWO has really done a number on your mind with the Olympics. The stadium and the lasers are a mind control operation. They are simulating the neural network in your mind.